August 27 ¡ The official day to celebrate
Happy Birthday,
Abbu đ
A lifetime of stories. A LOT of opinions. A suspiciously serious relationship with cigarettes. An unmatched talent for saying "āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŋ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āĻ āĻŦā§āĻāĻŋ āύāĻžāĨ¤" And a heart that's a lot softer than he'll ever admit. đâ¤ī¸
Yes, there is a wheel. No, it is not scientifically approved.
circle it in gold
The big day, marked
One date on the calendar. Three daughters counting down anyway.
August 2026
đ Happy Birthday, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ đ
for the record
Another year. Still counting. â¤ī¸
Every second matters. Especially the seconds spent negotiating the diet chart. đ
Still no user manual found for Abbu.
based on extensive field research
Who exactly is Abbu?
A completely unofficial personality report, compiled by three daughters who have seen everything.
Food Expert
Doctor: "āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻŦā§āĻā§ āĻļā§āύ⧠āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻāĻžāĻŦā§āύāĨ¤" āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§: "āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āϏāĻŦ āĻŦā§āĻā§ āĻļā§āύā§āĻ āĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤"
āĻāĻžāĻāϝāĻŧāĻžāϰ āĻā§āĻŦāĻŋāϞ⧠āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§: "āĻāĻāĻž Doctor āĻā§āϤ⧠āύāĻž āĻāϰā§āĻā§!" āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§: "Doctor āĻāĻāύ āĻŦāϞāϞ? āĻāĻŽāĻžāϰ āϏāĻžāĻŽāύ⧠āϤ⧠āĻŦāϞ⧠āύāĻžāĻāĨ¤" đ
Communication Specialist
āĻŦāĻžāĻāϰā§āϰ āĻŽāĻžāύā§āώā§āϰ āϏāĻŽāϏā§āϝāĻž āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ āĻĒāĻžāĻāĻ āĻŽāĻŋāύāĻŋāĻā§ āĻŦā§āĻā§ āĻĢā§āϞā§āύāĨ¤ āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āύāĻŋāĻā§āϰ āĻŦāĻ āĻāϰ āĻŽā§āϝāĻŧā§āĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻāĻĨāĻž āĻŦā§āĻāϤā§... āĻāĻāĻā§ āϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧ āϞāĻžāĻā§āĨ¤ đ
Evidence pending. đ
Cigarette's Best Friend
āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§: "āĻāĻ cigarette-āĻāĻž āĻļā§āώāĨ¤"
Cigarette: "Sure bro. āĻāĻžāϞāĻā§ āĻĻā§āĻāĻž āĻšāĻŦā§āĨ¤" đ
Ammu vs Abbu
āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§ āĻĒā§āϰā§āĻŦā§ āĻā§āϞ⧠āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ āĻ āĻŋāĻ āĻĒāĻļā§āĻāĻŋāĻŽā§ āϝāĻžāĻŦā§āύ â āĻāĻāĻžāĻŦā§āĻ āĻāϞ⧠āϤāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāϞā§āĻĒāĨ¤ āϤāĻŦā§āĻ āĻĻā§āĻāύā§āĻ āϏāĻŽāĻžāύ āύāĻŋāĻļā§āĻāĻŋāϤ, āϤāĻžāϰāĻžāĻ āĻ āĻŋāĻāĨ¤
Here we go againâĻ đâ¤ī¸
Professional Argumenter
Doctor: "āĻĄāĻžāϝāĻŧā§āĻ āĻŽā§āύ⧠āĻāϞāĻŦā§āύāĨ¤" Abbu: "āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āϤ⧠āĻāϞāĻŋāĻāĨ¤" Us: "āĻāϞ⧠āύāĻžāĨ¤" Abbu: "āϤā§āĻŽāϰāĻž āĻŦā§āĻāĻŦāĻž āύāĻžāĨ¤"
"Doctor-āĻāϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻāĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻāĻĨāĻž āĻŦāϞāĻž āϞāĻžāĻāĻŦā§āĨ¤" đđđ
Actually A Softie
āĻŦāĻžāĻāϰ⧠āϏāĻŋāϰāĻŋāϝāĻŧāĻžāϏ, āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻžāϝāĻŧ āύāĻŋāĻā§āϰ āĻŽāϤāĻžāĻŽāϤ⧠āĻ āĻāϞ, āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰā§āϰ āĻŦā§āϝāĻžāĻĒāĻžāϰ⧠āĻā§āĻĻāĻŋ â āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻŽāύāĻāĻž āĻāĻāĻĻāĻŽ āύāϰāĻŽāĨ¤
Our Abbu. â¤ī¸
the short version
Abbu, in a few words
Some things about him. Some things about fathers in general. All true, apparently.
system diagnostics
Abbu OS â Legendary Edition
a birthday note
A little something for you, Abbu
āĻĒā§āϰāĻŋāϝāĻŧ āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§, āĻļā§āĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύāĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻ āĻŋāĻ "normal" āĻŽā§āϝāĻŧā§ āύāĻž â normal āĻŽā§āϝāĻŧā§āϰāĻž āĻšāϝāĻŧāϤ⧠āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻāĻžāϰā§āĻĄ āĻĻāĻŋāϤ, āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻŽā§āϏā§āĻ āĻĒāĻžāĻ āĻžāϤāĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϤāĻžāϰ āĻŦāĻĻāϞ⧠āĻĒā§āϰ⧠āĻāĻāĻāĻž website āĻŦāĻžāύāĻŋāϝāĻŧā§ āĻĢā§āϞā§āĻāĻŋāĨ¤ āĻāĻžāϰāĻŖ, honestly, āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻĒāϰāĻŋāĻŦāĻžāϰāĻāĻžāĻ āϤ⧠āĻ āĻŋāĻ "normal" āύāĻžāĨ¤ đ
āĻāĻ āĻāϝāĻŧā§āĻŦāϏāĻžāĻāĻā§ āĻāĻā§ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻā§āĻāϏ, āĻāĻŋāĻā§ āϤāϰā§āĻ, āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ āύāĻŋāϝāĻŧā§ āϝā§āĻĻā§āϧ, cigarette āύāĻŋāϝāĻŧā§ lecture, āĻāϰ Ammu-Abbu-āϰ āĻŽāϧā§āϝ⧠āϏā§āĻ legendary āĻŽāĻŋāϏāĻāĻŽāĻŋāĻāύāĻŋāĻā§āĻļāύāĻā§āϞā§āĨ¤ āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āϤāĻžāϰ āύāĻŋāĻā§, āϏāĻŦāϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧ, āĻāĻā§ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻžāĨ¤
āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϤāĻŋāύ āĻŦā§āύ â āϤāύā§āĻŦā§, āĻ āϰāĻŖāĻŋ āĻāϰ āϏā§āĻāύā§āϝāĻž â āĻāĻāϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻŦāϏ⧠āĻāĻāĻž āĻŦāĻžāύāĻŋāϝāĻŧā§āĻāĻŋ, āĻļā§āϧ⧠āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āĻŦā§āĻāĻžāϤ⧠āϝ⧠āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻžāĻā§ āĻāϤāĻāĻž āĻŽā§āϞā§āϝāĻŦāĻžāύāĨ¤
āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻāϰā§āϰ āĻŽāĻžāύā§āώāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻĨāĻž āĻāĻŽāύāĻāĻžāĻŦā§ āĻŦā§āĻā§, āϝā§āύ āĻā§āĻ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻĨā§āĻā§ āĻāĻžāϞ⧠āĻŦā§āĻā§āĻ āύāĻžāĨ¤ āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻāĻĨāĻž āĻŦā§āĻāϤ⧠āĻŽāĻžāĻā§āĻŽāϧā§āϝā§... āĻāĻāĻā§ āϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧ āϞāĻžāĻā§āĨ¤ đ
āĻāϰ āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āϏā§āĻ āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āϞ āĻŦā§āĻāĻžāĻŦā§āĻāĻŋāĻā§āϞā§, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϏāĻŦāĻžāĻ āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ, āĻāĻā§āϞ⧠āĻāϏāϞ⧠āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻžāϰāĻ āĻāϰā§āĻāĻāĻž āϰā§āĻĒāĨ¤
āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻšāϝāĻŧāϤ⧠āϏāĻŦāϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧ āĻŦāϞ⧠āĻŦā§āĻĄāĻŧāĻžāĻ āύāĻž, āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāύā§āϝ āĻāϤāĻāĻž āĻāϰā§āĨ¤ āϤāĻžāĻ āĻāĻāĻā§, āĻāĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύā§, āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻāĻāĻžāĻ āĻāĻžāĻāϝāĻŧāĻž â āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āϏā§āϏā§āĻĨ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§, āĻāϰ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻāϰāĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύ āĻāĻžāĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤
Doctor āϝāĻž āĻŦāϞā§āĻā§, please āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻļā§āύā§, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ "āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŋ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āĻ āĻŦā§āĻāĻŋ āύāĻž" āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻĒā§āϰāĻŋāϝāĻŧ āϞāĻžāĻāύ, āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻĄāĻžāϝāĻŧā§āĻ āĻāĻžāϰā§āĻāĻāĻž āĻŽāĻāĻž āĻāϰāĻžāϰ āĻāĻŋāύāĻŋāϏ āύāĻžāĨ¤ đĨē
āĻāϰ āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§, cigarette-āĻāϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ relationship-āĻāĻž āĻāĻĻāĻžāύā§āĻ āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻŦā§āĻļāĻŋāĻ serious āĻšāϝāĻŧā§ āĻā§āĻā§āĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ āĻāĻžāĻĄāĻŧāĻž āĻāĻ āĻŋāύ, āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāĻ āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻŦāĻāϰ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§āĨ¤
āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻā§āĻāĻ perfect āύāĻž â āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋāĻ āύāĻž, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻžāĻ āύāĻžāĨ¤ āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻ āĻĒāϰāĻŋāĻŦāĻžāϰāĻāĻžāĻ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻžāĻā§ āϏāĻŦāĻā§āϝāĻŧā§ āĻĻāĻžāĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŋāύāĻŋāϏāĨ¤ āĻļā§āĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύ, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻžāĨ¤
Happy Birthday, Abbu.
āĻ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ â āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āϞ⧠āϝā§āĻ āύāĻžāĨ¤ đđ¤
āϤāύā§āĻŦā§, āĻ
āϰāĻŖāĻŋ āĻāϰ āϏā§āĻāύā§āϝāĻž
the ones behind this website
Your three daughters, in their own words
āϤāύā§āĻŦā§
āϏāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻŦāĻĄāĻŧ āĻšāĻāϝāĻŧāĻžāϰ āĻŽāĻžāύ⧠āĻšāϞ⧠â āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āϏāĻŦ āϰāĻžāĻ, āϏāĻŦ āĻāĻĻāϰ, āϏāĻŦ "āĻ āĻŋāĻ āĻāĻā§ āϝāĻžāĻ" āĻĒā§āϰāĻĨāĻŽ āĻāĻŽāĻŋāĻ āĻļā§āύā§āĻāĻŋāĨ¤ āĻŦāĻāϰā§āϰ āĻĒāϰ āĻŦāĻāϰ practice āĻāϰā§āĻ āϤ⧠āĻŦāĻĄāĻŧ āĻšāϝāĻŧā§āĻāĻŋāĨ¤ đ
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āĻ āϰāĻŖāĻŋ
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āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āϏāϤā§āϝāĻŋ āĻŦāϞāϤā§, āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻŽāϤ⧠āĻāĻāĻāύ āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ āĻĒāĻžāĻāϝāĻŧāĻž āϏāϤā§āϝāĻŋāĻ āĻāĻžāĻā§āϝā§āϰ āĻŦā§āϝāĻžāĻĒāĻžāϰāĨ¤ āĻļā§āĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύ, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤ đ¤
āϏā§āĻāύā§āϝāĻž
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āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§, āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āϏā§āϏā§āĻĨ āĻĨāĻžāĻāϞā§, āĻšāĻžāϏāĻŋāĻā§āĻļāĻŋ āĻĨāĻžāĻāϞ⧠â āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāϰ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āĻ āĻāĻžāĻāϝāĻŧāĻžāϰ āύā§āĻāĨ¤ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻŋ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āĻ āύā§āĻāĨ¤ â¤ī¸
important historical records
The Official Abbu Incident Reports đ
The Cigarette Negotiation
āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§: "āĻāĻ cigarette-āĻāĻž āĻļā§āώāĨ¤" Cigarette: "Sure bro. āĻāĻžāϞāĻā§ āĻĻā§āĻāĻž āĻšāĻŦā§āĨ¤"
Ongoing since forever. đ
The Food Court Case
Doctor: "āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻŦā§āĻā§ āĻļā§āύ⧠āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻāĻžāĻŦā§āύāĨ¤" āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§: "āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āϏāĻŦ āĻŦā§āĻā§ āĻļā§āύā§āĻ āĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤"
Case dismissed by Abbu himself. đ
The Diet Chart Rebellion
Us + Ammu: "āĻāĻāĻž āĻāĻžāĻŦā§āύ āύāĻž!" Abbu: "āĻā§āύ?" Us: "Doctor āĻŦāϞāϏā§!" Abbu: "Doctor-āĻā§ āĻĢā§āύ āĻĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤"
Doctor still waiting for that call. đ
The Ammu-Abbu Miscommunication Files
A perfectly small, perfectly ordinary sentence. Somehow, a full debate by the end of it.
Here we go againâĻ đâ¤ī¸
The Outsider-Understanding Paradox
Abbu understands a complete stranger's problem in five minutes flat.
His own daughters' one sentence? Ask again later. đ
The "You Understood What I Meant" Defense
Deployed by literally everyone in this family whenever caught being wrong.
Still admissible in Ammu vs Abbu court. đ
The Last Cigarette (Allegedly)
Announced more times than there are days in a year.
Investigation ongoing. đŦđ
The Soft-Heart Leak
Despite all the stubbornness, evidence keeps surfacing that Abbu is, in fact, a total softie.
Confirmed, repeatedly, against his will. â¤ī¸
just this once, no jokes
One serious thing, Abbu â¤ī¸
āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§, āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻāĻĨāĻž āϏāĻŋāϰāĻŋāϝāĻŧāĻžāϏāϞāĻŋ āĻŦāϞāϤ⧠āĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤
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āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāĻ āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āϏā§āϏā§āĻĨ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§ â āĻļā§āϧ⧠āĻāĻāĻā§āϰ āĻāύā§āϝ āύāĻž, āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻŦāĻāϰā§āϰ āĻāύā§āϝāĨ¤ āĻāĻžāϰāĻŖ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻĻāĻŋāύ āĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤
āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻāύāĻ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻ āύā§āĻ āϤāϰā§āĻ āĻŦāĻžāĻāĻŋ āĻāĻā§āĨ¤ â¤ī¸ āĻāϰ honestly... āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāϰ āĻāĻžāĻā§ āĻā§āĻŦāĻžāϞāĻžāĻŦā§? đ
a very predictable schedule
Abbu's Daily Route đēī¸
Sofa â āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻžāϰ āύāĻŋāĻā§ â Dining Table â Sofa â Repeat.
The itinerary is simple. Getting him to eat his diet food is not. đ
a very reliable forecast
Every day = another argument with Ammu đ
āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āĻ āĻāĻžāύāϤ⧠āĻāĻžāϝāĻŧ āĻāĻāĻžāĻŽā§āĻāĻžāϞ āĻā§ āĻšāĻŦā§āĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻā§ āĻĨā§āĻā§āĻ āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ â āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ āĻāϰ āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§āϰ āĻŽāϧā§āϝ⧠āĻ āĻŋāĻ āĻāĻāĻāĻž classic, āϏāĻŽā§āĻĒā§āϰā§āĻŖ āĻ āĻĒā§āϰāϝāĻŧā§āĻāύā§āϝāĻŧ āϤāϰā§āĻ āĻšāĻŦā§āĨ¤ đâ¤ī¸
unrequested lessons
Things I apparently learned from you
from all three of us
Things we wish for you
āϏā§āϏā§āĻĨ āĻļāϰā§āϰ
āϏāĻŦāĻā§āϝāĻŧā§ āĻŦāĻĄāĻŧ āĻāĻžāĻāϝāĻŧāĻžāĨ¤ āĻŦāĻžāĻāĻŋ āϏāĻŦ āĻāϰāĻĒāϰā§āĨ¤
āĻĒāϰāĻŋāĻŦāĻžāϰ
āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϏāĻŦāϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻĒāĻžāĻļā§ āĻāĻāĻŋāĨ¤
āĻļāĻžāύā§āϤāĻŋ
āĻŽāύ āĻĨā§āĻā§, āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤāĻž āĻĨā§āĻā§ āĻŽā§āĻā§āϤ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āĻāĻž āϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧāĨ¤
āĻāĻžāϞ⧠āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ
āĻĄāĻžāĻā§āϤāĻžāϰ-āĻ āύā§āĻŽā§āĻĻāĻŋāϤ āĻšāϞ⧠āĻāϰāĻ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĨ¤ đ
āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻāĻžāϞ⧠āĻ āĻā§āϝāĻžāϏ
cigarette āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻāĻŽ, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤ āĻĒā§āϞāĻŋāĻāĨ¤
āϏāĻžāĻĢāϞā§āϝ
āϝāĻž āĻāϰā§, āϤāĻžāϤā§āĻ āĻŦāϰāĻāϤ āĻšā§āĻāĨ¤
āĻāύāύā§āĻĻ
āĻĒā§āϰāϤāĻŋāĻĻāĻŋāύ, āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āĻ āĻŽā§āĻšā§āϰā§āϤā§āĨ¤
āĻĻā§āϰā§āĻ āĻā§āĻŦāύ
āĻāϞā§āϞāĻžāĻš āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻŦāĻāϰ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āϰāĻžāĻā§āύāĨ¤ đ¤˛
years of questionable excellence
Achievements unlocked (unofficially)
Some verified. Some exaggerated. All suspiciously accurate.
house policy
Abbu Rules
completely unscientific
The Abbu Oracle đŽ
Ask the oracle. It knows absolutely nothing. But it sounds confident.
The Oracle predictsâĻ
Tap the orb above.
spin it
A birthday blessing for Abbu
One spin, one wish â no overthinking.
Your wish for Abbu this year
a very serious installation process
Installing Abbu â Legendary EditionâĻ
Installed successfully. đ
Known bugs: Still stubborn. Still ignores the diet chart. Still says "āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŋ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āĻ āĻŦā§āĻāĻŋ āύāĻžāĨ¤" đ
a scientifically unnecessary investigation
Operation: Catch Abbu Red-Handed đĩī¸
The plan was simple. Watch the balcony. Count the cigarette breaks. Catch him red-handed. Confront him with evidence.
a completely normal question
Would you wait for Abbu to actually follow doctor's orders?
compliance department
Welcome to Abbu's Excuse Department đ
Excuse on file: "āĻāĻžāϞāĻā§ āĻĨā§āĻā§ āĻļā§āϰ⧠āĻāϰāĻŦāĨ¤"
Excuse on file: "āĻāĻāĻā§āĻ āϤ⧠āĻā§āϝāĻŧā§āĻāĻŋāĨ¤"
Excuse on file: "āĻāĻāĻžāĻ āĻļā§āώāĻŦāĻžāϰāĨ¤"
Doctor: "āϏāϤā§āϝāĻŋ?" Abbu: "āϏāϤā§āϝāĻŋāĨ¤" Us: "āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻžāύāĻŋ āĻāĻāĻž āϏāϤā§āϝāĻŋ āύāĻžāĨ¤" đ
Excuse credibility: still under review.
a recurring statement
How well do you actually know Abbu?
"āĻāĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŋ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āĻ āĻŦā§āĻāĻŋ āύāĻžāĨ¤"
0%
Nothing confirmed yet.
the ordinary days
A life full of little moments â¤ī¸
āĻā§āĻŦāύāĻāĻž āĻāϏāϞ⧠āĻŦāĻĄāĻŧ āĻŦāĻĄāĻŧ āĻŽā§āĻšā§āϰā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻĄāĻŧāĻž āύāĻžāĨ¤ āĻāĻĄāĻŧāĻž āĻšāϝāĻŧ āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āĻ āĻāĻŋāύāĻŋāϏ⧠â āĻāĻāĻāĻž āϏāĻžāϧāĻžāϰāĻŖ āĻāĻĨā§āĻĒāĻāĻĨāύ, āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻā§āĻ āϤāϰā§āĻ, āĻšāĻžāϏāĻžāĻšāĻžāϏāĻŋ, āĻāĻāĻāĻž āĻāĻĒāĻĻā§āĻļ, āĻāĻāϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻāĻžāĻāϝāĻŧāĻž, āĻāĻā§ āĻ āĻĒāϰā§āϰ āĻāύā§āϝ āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤāĻž āĻāϰāĻžāĨ¤
āĻāĻāϏāĻŦ āĻā§āĻ āĻā§āĻ āĻŽā§āĻšā§āϰā§āϤāĻā§āϞā§āĻ āĻāĻāϏāĻŽāϝāĻŧ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻŦāĻā§āϝāĻŧā§ āĻĒā§āϰāĻŋāϝāĻŧ āϏā§āĻŽā§āϤāĻŋ āĻšāϝāĻŧā§ āϝāĻžāϝāĻŧāĨ¤
āĻāϰ āĻāĻāĻžāĻ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāύāĻžāϝāĻŧ, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤
the list
What we love about you
the grand finale
3 candles. One wish. đ
Blow out every candle to make your birthday wish.
one last thing
Before you goâĻ
āĻāĻ āĻĒā§āϰ⧠āĻāϝāĻŧā§āĻŦāϏāĻžāĻāĻāĻāĻžāϰ āĻāĻāĻāĻžāĻ āĻŽā§āϏā§āĻ, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ â āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āϝāϤāĻāĻž āĻŦāϞāĻŋ, āϤāĻžāϰ āĻā§āϝāĻŧā§ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻŦā§āĻļāĻŋ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻŋāĨ¤
āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϤāϰā§āĻ āĻāϰāĻŋāĨ¤ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻā§āĻāϏ āĻāϰāĻŋāĨ¤ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ āύāĻŋāϝāĻŧā§ lecture āĻĻāĻŋāĻāĨ¤ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž cigarette āύāĻŋāϝāĻŧā§ āĻŦāĻŋāϰāĻā§āϤ āĻšāĻāĨ¤ āĻāϰ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ, āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž Ammu-Abbu-āϰ āϤāϰā§āĻ āĻĻā§āĻā§ āĻšāĻžāϏāĻŋāĨ¤ āĻāĻŋāύā§āϤ⧠āĻāĻ āϏāĻŦāĻāĻŋāĻā§āϰ āύāĻŋāĻā§ āĻāĻā§ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻž â āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻāĻžāϞā§āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻžāĨ¤
āϏā§āϏā§āĻĨ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§, āĻāĻžāϞ⧠āĻĨāĻžāĻā§, āĻā§āĻļāĻŋ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§, āĻāϰ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻāϰāĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻŦāĻāϰ āĻāĻžāĻāĻžāĻāĨ¤
āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āϤāĻŋāύ āĻŽā§āϝāĻŧā§āϰ āĻāĻžāĻā§ āĻāĻāύāĻ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻāύā§āϝ āĻāĻāĻāĻž āϏāĻžāϰāĻžāĻā§āĻŦāύā§āϰ āĻā§āĻŦāĻžāϞāĻžāύāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻāĻŋ āĻāĻā§āĨ¤ đâ¤ī¸
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āĻļā§āĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύ, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ â¤ī¸
āĻļā§āĻ āĻāύā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύ āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤ đâ¤ī¸
āĻāϞā§āϞāĻžāĻš āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āϏā§āϏā§āĻĨ āϰāĻžāĻā§āύ, āĻĻā§āϰā§āĻ āĻā§āĻŦāύ āĻĻāĻŋāύ, āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻā§āĻŦāύ āϏāĻšāĻ āĻāϰ āĻļāĻžāύā§āϤāĻŋāĻŽāϝāĻŧ āĻāϰā§āύ, āĻāϰ āϤā§āĻŽāĻžāĻā§ āĻŦāϰāĻāϤ āĻĻāĻžāύ āĻāϰā§āύāĨ¤ āĻāϰāĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻŦāĻāϰāĨ¤
āĻāϰ āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§ â āĻĒā§āϞāĻŋāĻ, āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻŦā§āĻā§āĻļā§āύ⧠āĻāĻžāĻ, cigarette āĻāĻāĻā§ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻ, āĻŽāĻžāĻā§āĻŽāϧā§āϝ⧠āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§āϰ āĻāĻĨāĻž āĻļā§āύā§, āĻāϰ āĻŽāĻžāĻā§āĻŽāϧā§āϝ⧠āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻĨāĻžāĻāĨ¤
āϤā§āĻŽāĻŋ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻĻāĻŋāύ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§, āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§āĨ¤ â¤ī¸
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"āĻāĻŋāĻā§ āĻĒāϰāĻŋāĻŦāĻžāϰā§āϰ āĻļāĻžāύā§āϤāĻŋ āĻĨāĻžāĻā§āĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāĻžāĻĻā§āϰ āĻāĻā§ āĻāĻŦā§āĻŦā§, āĻāĻŽā§āĻŽā§, āϤāĻŋāύ āĻŽā§āϝāĻŧā§, āĻāϰ āĻ āύā§āĻ āĻšāĻāĻāĻāĨ¤ āĻāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻāĻāĻž āĻ āύā§āϝ āĻāĻŋāĻā§āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨā§ āĻŦāĻĻāϞāĻžāϤ⧠āĻāĻžāĻ āύāĻžāĨ¤" â¤ī¸